Our Hell

:: February 3. 1917::

The United States broke off diplomatic relations with Germany due to the Germans’ announced policy of unrestricted submarine warfare.

You know what?  Good.  That was a good idea.  I’ve broken off diplomatic relations with the German company that laid me off, too.  “Closing the North American office”, you say?  I am resurrecting Captain America and he is coming over there to wrap great bratwurstian links around your incompetent and unorganized little necks.  Your business model is fallible!